Ladies, Please... No.

Meet Amy Winehouse. She's probably my favorite new female vocalist of the last year. On the right is her two years ago, back when she was hot. On the left is Skeletor, who apparently killed Amy and is now wearing her skin.

Let's go over that again: On the right, a ridiculously hot woman with a voice like an Islay malt. On the left, a bunch of sticks wrapped in jaundiced leather.

Don't do it, ladies. Please. Don't.